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The Terrible Towel

Is not an instrument of witchcraft... It is not a hex upon the
enemy. The towel is a positive force that lifts the Steelers to
magnificent heights - and poses mysterious difficulties for the
Steelers' opponents only if need be. Many have told me that the terrible
towel brought them good fortune, but I can't guarantee that sort of
thing because the Steelers, after all, are the towel's primary concern.
Still, at the least, the symbol of the terrible towel will serve as a
memento of your having been part of the Steelers' Dynasty and if it
causes good things to happen to you, so much the better.
Myron Cope