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OK, let’s start with the swing, had a lot of fun on it. My husband built it for the 400th pornfidelity.com episode and I had to get my ass up on there one last time. It was a hit while filming the past 2 weeks but it has to go. It had its day…

Now with the heat, so fucking hot. 107 degrees yesterday and if you know me, I would prefer to live in Alaska all year round so not happy at all. I need a portable AC to put up my butt to walk around with at all times, sort of like the oxygen machines on wheels. Hey, new invention to patent!

I watched a little of the debates last night and it all sounds like the same old shit of pointing the finger at the other guy and beating on their own chests. I rarely speak politics as I do not wish to offend anyone out there but this campaign is going to be a doozy. I could shoot myself for getting into a political discussion with my father-in-law the other night and yesterday with my accountant.

Physically right now I’m a mess. Both sides of my neck went out and my shoulders are bothering me, especially my right one so I went last night to get an authentic Thai massage and this very little, and mind you, not so young Thai woman got on top of me, pulled my arms up over my head, pulled my legs and pretzeled me, and basically stretched me out in all sorts of crazy positions and she totally kicked my ass! She said I would be sore for a few days but so far today I’m good. I’ll let you know when I can’t move tomorrow

My dog Trey is healing fabulously which makes me just want to jump up and down with joy. I get to shoot some porn tomorrow so.....

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